Celebrities and My Opinions on Them
Celebrities are a big deal in our culture and as much as I despise the famous sometimes … cant help but talk about them, right? Anyways there’s no way of expressing one’s self online without once in a while wanting to hate or love on a celebrity personality so I had to add a section. We can’t escape the culture of media idols and heroes, it’s impossible. Essentially posts that land on this page will be all about stars, the gossip, and the news on them.
I Know, WTF Am I Doing to This Short Story Blog With Celebrities?
So if you’re into luminary figures aka Hollywood stars, musicians, and those fuckin worthless “reality based” talent-less superstars, you’ve landed on the right spot for such. I mean, my primary focus was to write real life stories based on my existence, but alas, I get writers block often and have plenty to express. All the while I’m too lazy to keep track of multiple URLs just to express myself in another niche base, so welcome to the celebrities section of this fucked up worthless blog. CIAO!
Dolly Parton is a Doll
Okay, so I’m a dark person. My whole family is dead and I have more reasons than that to be dark, but when you bring up Dolly Parton something inside of me changes. Remember watching the Grinch when his heart all of a sudden gets emotion? Well, that’s me with her. Maybe it’s because I was an 80’s kid, or maybe it’s because my deceased mother listened to her so much, whatever it is … Dolly Parton has a way of lighting me up and giving me some sort of security. In my own deranged sense of guidance, she’s an aunt or grandmother to me.
Take My Soul Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton is the definition of comfort in my mind. It is as if she could do no wrong … ever. If she were caught tearing the heads off of baby rabbits with her bare teeth, I’d overlook it. Yeah, she’s a dangerous woman with that kind of clout, but it’s true for me and I can almost bet it’s true for you. I almost wonder why she didn’t run for President, shit, I’d vote for her blindly … more blindly than the voters of this year’s election for two horrible candidates. BTW, I didn’t vote. Fuck both candidates up the ass with razor wire. A privileged douche bag and a privileged American traitor, nope. I kind of need an address to vote too and am homeless, so that doesn’t help either. Anyways …
Yeah, love that Dolly for sure.
Favorite Dolly Parton Song
So, I have a few favorites when it comes to Dolly Parton songs, but one is the tits, the tops, numero uno for me. It’s a song that she does a duo with a dude that I wish was my grandpa. He’s been demonized by the media for drinking alcohol. Oh no … a fuckin country star that drinks, what will be next? Geeesh. Anyways, without further ado, here is my favorite song with Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. Enjoy.